what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need to calm my uterus...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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