this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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