you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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