I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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