i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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