And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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