Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
