yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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