her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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