Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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