Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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