I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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