Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to calm my uterus...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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