Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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