What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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