She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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