Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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