How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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