is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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