he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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