I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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