it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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