he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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