Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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