Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's blow job season.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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