I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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