can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
The air taste purple.
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