I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
In America we eat man semen.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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