you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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