her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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