people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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