dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
