is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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