if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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