i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Do plants get herpes?
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