Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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