She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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