Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Randomize
