So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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