he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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