i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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