found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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