whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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