Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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