I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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