I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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