They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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