I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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