Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
