That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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