Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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