we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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