found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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