So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
tell your sister to shave her snatch
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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