Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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